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   margueritem said, over 1 year ago

   Yeah, clean up yer act, Earthlings.
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   Phatts California said, over 1 year ago

   … that’s a good idea anyway … all that space junk is beginning to make our own launches more dangerous!
   
   Remember kids, good hygiene means good health! Clean up those nasty old satellites before one of them bashes in your new satellites!
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   rayannina said, over 1 year ago

   When even O-dor of Uranus thinks you’re too dirty, it’s time to re-evaluate things.
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   Number Six said, over 1 year ago

   It’s okay – the junk is in a huge vacuum.
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   NebulousRikulau said, over 1 year ago

   1.Are you planning on moving soon?

   No? Okay, next question.

   2. Do you enjoy paying high property taxes?

   No? Okay.

   Then why are you worried about property values going down? Your property taxes will go down too.
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   x_Tech said, over 1 year ago

   Hey, before you pick on us how about cleaning that messy asteroid belt?
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   Mhic Dhu Ghaill said, over 1 year ago

   This is a real life problem. One SF book I read years ago had is trapped as a non space fairing planet except for launches from the poles.I forget the name but it featured an alien cloned Matilyn Monroe !!
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   GoodQuestion said, over 1 year ago

   Hey, that junk would make for good target practise for the R U Sirius crew -—

   OW! What was I thinking?!?…..☻
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   corzak said, over 1 year ago

   Hey O-dor, ‘people in glass houses’ . . .
   
   When’re you going to clean up your own yard??
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    LKD said, over 1 year ago

    It’s a shame people don’t realize how exceedingly difficult it is to clean up a bolt or paint chip flying around the Earth at 17,000 mph. Especially considering the only proper course would be an orbital laser that would break god knows how many UN agreements.
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    Stephen Gilberg said, over 1 year ago

    This guy had better not be like the Keanu Klaatu.
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    route66paul said, over 1 year ago

    Do you mean the orbiting laser that we don’t talk about that we already have up there?
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    LKD said, over 1 year ago

    @route66paul

    We do?! Since when?
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    Sherif (dem aint goobers!!) Munkyblues said, over 1 year ago

    So O-dor…. how do you explain those rings around Uranus, hmmmmm??
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Any more debris up there and we won’t be able to launch rockets into low earth orbit or even to the moon.
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