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1. 

   Edcole1961 said, 25 days ago

   I hope Oldbot doesn’t suffer from long-term memory loss.

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   Aurion said, 25 days ago

   You think this is bad, you should see the un-bread zombies wandering around in the kitchen. Wandering around in a ravenous stupor, seeking graains… graaaaaaaaaiinnssss!

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   big G 3469 said, 25 days ago

   A jawa’s worst nightmare!

   “NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE ROBOTS IN 3-D!!!!!!”

   Or is it ZOM-BOTS?

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   D-i-c-e-R said, 25 days ago

   Zombie plumbers want your drains.

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   jukeofurl said, 25 days ago

   Watch your nuts. And bolts…

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   Johanan Rakkav said, 25 days ago

   The corn is really growin’ tall in this here greenhouse… :))

   I like Aurion’s pun the best. I know the feeling. Grains…grains…

   And then there’s Doctor Toon and Yours Truly, in our restless search for our morning caffeine injection: Nuke ‘em….nuke ‘em…

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   Jo Jo said, 25 days ago

   Still less scary than Rob Zombie.

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   wndrwrthg said, 25 days ago

   Quick, play “Thiller”.

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   Bob said, 25 days ago

   Do Physical Therapist zombies want your “strains”?

   Dry Cleaner Zombies want your “stains”?

   Construction Zombies want your “cranes”?

   This could go on all day…

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    Ray C said, 25 days ago

    Speaking of rockets, NASA is about to launch its new Ares 1-X rocket at 8 AM EDT. “The largest rocket in the world.” The cape is about 20 miles north of me, so I’m gonna get my camera and the long lens and get some nice pix. If it goes..
    Envy me, people.

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    William Tidler Jr. said, 25 days ago

    Car-driving Zombies want your “lanes”…

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    Dracip said, 25 days ago

    Zobie conductors want traaains.
    Zombie air trafic controllers want your plaaaanes.
    European Zombies want your Danes.
    Zombie street musicians want your chaaaange.
    Artillary zombies want your raaange (as do zombie cooks)
    OK, I’m done. Someone else can take over…

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    Orgelspieler said, 25 days ago

    What did they do with the brains they were buried with? I say, they don’t get another one until they learn to take better care of their things.

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    jukeofurl said, 25 days ago

    I came back just to say—-I blame George Romero for all of this.

15. 

    Dad4Mac said, 25 days ago

    Zombie horses want your maaannes
    Zombie doctors want your paaaiins
    Injured zombies want your caaaanes
    Dry climate zombies want your raaaains
    Zombie peasants want your thaaanes

    OK someone else’s turn

16. 

    jack75287 said, 25 days ago

    Poor Winky I see him getting turn into a Zombie and then Dr. Mel fixing him by replacing his spleen, or has that already happen.

17. 

    DigitalFrog said, 25 days ago

    If your name is Brian, watch out for dyslexic zombies!

18. 

    algurka said, 25 days ago

    Gentlemen zombies want your Hanes,
    while RN zombies will take no pains,
    but PT zombies will relieve your strains,
    and anorexic zombies will have no gains.

    Somebody for the next quatrain:

19. 

    Roger said, 25 days ago

    “If your name is Brian, watch out for dyslexic zombies!”

    Excellent!!!!

    If you are a zombie in CHEERS, you might want Dr. Frazier Crane?

20. 

    Jim said, 24 days ago

    Shoot ‘em in the motherboard !

21. 

    Richard said, 24 days ago

    Just as long as they do not want our oompah loompahs.

22. 

    UltraJoe said, 24 days ago

    I find it scary that Oldbot found robot Depends.

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    Doctor Toon said, 24 days ago

    Johanan Rakkav - I’m a bit of a Zombie myself until the Nuclear Coffee kicks in.

24. 

    SherlockWatson said, 24 days ago

    How did zombies get into a space station? If they were once crewmates, shouldn’t we see a lot of little Winkys looking for spleens?

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    bpshand said, 24 days ago

    Ray C wrote: “Speaking of rockets, NASA is about to launch its new Ares 1-X rocket at 8 AM EDT. “The largest rocket in the world.”

    Ya know I’m always getting spam emails about this kind of stuff and I’m tired of it.

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    Dracip said, 24 days ago

    Orgelspieler, I think they must have eaten their own brains first. Undead Frog, nice….

27. 

    Trebor39 said, 24 days ago

    Worst of all, the Wall Street zombies want your gains.

28. 

    MaxStarmanJones said, 24 days ago

    It would have been funnier IMHO if the zombie robot had said “processors” or even “chips.”

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    Johanan Rakkav said, 24 days ago

    Railroad barons want your trains,
    EverQuest players need your banes,
    Tarzan clones all look for Janes,
    And citizens should look for Kanes.

    Indeed, this could go on all day.

    Yeah, I’m envious. I didn’t even know an Ares was ready for testing, let alone for launch. If I can get that launch on the Internet I will watch it.

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    Kyler said, 24 days ago

    I really don’t get robots. I just about every movie, they have their most important circuits in their head, the most vulnerable part. one shot there, and they go bye bye. But then, why don’t people have brains in their chests? Hmm…

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    big G 3469 said, 24 days ago

    Zombie Railfans love to ride on TRAINS

    & Zombie Pilots ts fly in PLANES

    & Zombie constuction workers works with CRANES!

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    Johanan Rakkav said, 23 days ago

    @Kyler: For the same reason people don’t have lungs in their heads - brains and lungs work better where they are.

    In this world there’s no universal engineering solution; there are always tradeoffs.