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1. 

   Margueritem said, 3 months ago

   Ack! LOL! Will they do him in with a keyboard?

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   Edcole1961 said, 3 months ago

   I wonder who’s going to become lord of the files?

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   ejcapulet said, 3 months ago

   Is it just me or have humans become totally pathetic?

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   jukeofurl said, 3 months ago

   ejcapulet:

   …pathetic would be an upgrade for humanity

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   Johanan Rakkav said, 3 months ago

   Hey, you with the pole…I have a suggestion…

   http://www.despair.com/sacrifice1.html

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   Jo Jo said, 3 months ago

   The internet may be down, but everyone’s still getting lots of hits.

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   wndrwrthg said, 3 months ago

   Oh Lordy, they’re going to google him alive.

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   Carmy said, 3 months ago

   It will be a slow and painful death is they use Vista.

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   Richard said, 3 months ago

   The path to righteousness leads to the main frame with a human sacrifice.

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    Gweedo Murray said, 3 months ago

    In place of the wet noodle, I have a flexible silicone keyboard to whip him with. A LOL, coffee proof keypad.

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    bmwk12ltc said, 3 months ago

    Tennessee Charlie said “my choice for sacrifice would have pam. ” What kind of sacrifice involves non-stick cooking spray? Sorry couldn’t resist. Of course nowadays when home cooking only involves a microwave maybe some of the people coming here have never heard of Pam.

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    princepavel said, 3 months ago

    hmmmm Time for a reboot…..Someone kick Booster in the pants!

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    algurka said, 3 months ago

    Day 5. How long is the lame joke going to run?

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    Johanan Rakkav said, 3 months ago

    Six days…as I predicted, what was it, four days ago…

15. 

    Nick V said, 3 months ago

    Until the author’s computer started working again when he was writing this storyline, probably.

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    Doriation said, 3 months ago

    Nice link Rakkav! :)

    LOVE the face of the guy freaking out in panel 1!!

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    Radical-Knight said, 3 months ago

    This is getting out of hand. They are turning into SOTU replicates!

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    Doctor Toon said, 3 months ago

    Rad - They’re still too civilized for SOTU.

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    The_Floodhunter said, 3 months ago

    Lol what now? Now the Internet has its own Gods? Here I thought the people I meet are bad. I sure hope Brighthouse isn’t providing Internet there or there’s no hope. Honestly does no one have a cellphone?

    As for sacrifices, why use Pam? She’s actually useful. Send Cliff:
    1) He’s ugly,
    
    2) Fat,
    3) Stupid,
    4) Completely useless.

    His weight alone should be good enough to please the Gods, or did we learn nothing from mythology? Or are they just saving him until cannibalism takes over?

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    jestrfyl said, 3 months ago

    I’ve tried human sacrifice - it only works if you can stuff the whole body into the cd slot. Even then, if the Internet gods are not pleased, you still get nuthin’.

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    Roger said, 3 months ago

    Isn’t it customary to offer a virgin as a sacrifice?

22. 

    Trebor39 said, 3 months ago

    Virgins are a good idea, but I can’t find any.

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    Kyler said, 3 months ago

    Me neither, Trebor! Of course, when I do find any, they tend to lose their virginity rapidly.