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1. 

   Margueritem said, 6 months ago

   ROTFL! Nothing worse than drive -by toastings….

2. 

   Joe Minotaur said, 6 months ago

   You humans are toast! Feel my grilled bread product!

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   jml58 said, 6 months ago

   Wake up and smell the coffee.

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   Johanan Rakkav said, 6 months ago

   Margueritem, how is it that you always get here first? You must wake up and smell the coffee early indeed!

   Of course, Brewster likely will never think of shutting off the power or unplugging the cords, and neither will anyone else.

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   ejcapulet said, 6 months ago

   I had a week like this once: the dryer caught fire and burned my undies, the microwave exploded sending up a plume of smoke, the oven turned itself on then refused to turn off (thank heaven I was standing right there!), and the dishwasher gasket blew, sending water EVERYWHERE. I was so frustrated I decided that I needed to get something to eat and the only thing that was working was the toaster. Guess what happened. Yep, two pieces of sourdough rye - right in the kisser.

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   pschearer said, 6 months ago

   How the Cylon rebellion REALLY began. Damned toasters! (But some of the skin jobs were HOT!)

7. 

   dcguys said, 6 months ago

   OR pshearer maybe the beginnings of Skynet?

8. 

   Richard said, 6 months ago

   True, true, some mornings even inanimate objects seem posessed.

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   ArthurAllen said, 6 months ago

   I just heard an interview with Stephan Pastis where he was thinking of developing a new character of a toaster who tells the future.

10. 

    Richard said, 6 months ago

    I have a victrola that tells the past.

11. 

    pookid54 said, 6 months ago

    wake up and duck the coffee

    Maximum Overdrive!

12. 

    DigitalFrog said, 6 months ago

    Hello Toast! I greatly admire your ship!

13. 

    PappyFiddle said, 6 months ago

    There are few things with more glamor
    or more soul-satisfying
    than to smash a computer with a sledge hammer
    and send it’s little parts flying

14. 

    Dracip said, 6 months ago

    I propose a toast, with coffee! PappyFiddle, please don’t anger the computers ……

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    Johanan Rakkav said, 6 months ago

    PappyFiddle, I often feel like reprogramming my computer with an axe…

    Ever since that thread about earworms, I’ve been having one in my brain:

    Please, Mr. Custer
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAX7ktnQ

    Please, Mr. Toaster
    I don’t want no toast
    Hey, Mr. Toaster
    Please don’t make me toast

    I’ve had a call from work
    The computers have gone berserk
    Now I am finding at home
    That you’re bouncing bread right offa my dome

    Please, Mr. Toaster
    I don’t want no toast
    Hey, Mr. Toaster
    Please don’t make me toast

16. 

    Richard said, 6 months ago

    Don’t mess with the affairs of toasters
    for they are vindictive
    and will pee on your computer.

17. 

    Orgelspieler said, 6 months ago

    PappyFiddle took an axe,
    And gave his Apple forty whacks.
    When he saw what he had done,
    He gave his PC forty-one.

18. 

    Margueritem said, 6 months ago

    RAKKAV: No, I haven’t gone to bed yet when the cartoons change.

19. 

    3hourtour said, 6 months ago

    …here’s to a good life filled with happiness…oops…wrong type of toast….

20. 

    Johanan Rakkav said, 6 months ago

    Thanks, Margueritem! One less mystery to rattle around in my brain. :)