Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 16 hours ago

    This strip does have a certain ap-peel… to core values.

  2. beviek

    beviek said, about 15 hours ago

    The suspenders guy is a crab apple.


    If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

    Little Johnathon came rushing in to see his Dad. “Dad!” he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” “That’s what they say,” said his Dad. “Well, give me an apple quick! I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 15 hours ago

    The boss has made Kreeger feel like a worm.

  4. afficionado

    afficionado said, about 14 hours ago

    with a basketful of apples you can have a he## of a time with the doctor’s wife

  5. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, about 13 hours ago

    It’s a memorial BBQ for the apple surgeon, Mac, the knife.

  6. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 11 hours ago

    ♪ ♫ Don’t sit under the apple tree ♫♪ ♫ with anybody else but me….♫ ♫ ♪…Anybody else but me…♫ ♪ ♫….

  7. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 11 hours ago

    But seriously, don’t sit under the Mulberry tree….You’ll regret it…..

  8. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, about 11 hours ago

    They’ll all be fine once they get a little juiced.

  9. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, about 8 hours ago

    At the risk of possibly bringing excess gravity to my comment, this might also keep Sir Isaac Newton away…….

  10. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, about 7 hours ago

    …they’ll bill your insurance, anyway.

  11. phritzg

    phritzg said, about 6 hours ago

    If Susan Sunshine went to that outing, all the doctors would want to sit be cider.

  12. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, about 6 hours ago

    No Doctors sounds great!
    . . .We’d be left with Nurses and Heath-care Practitioners, not Professional Cashecomyists.

  13. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, about 6 hours ago

    No Doctors sounds great!
    . . .We’d be left with Nurses and Heath-care Practitioners, not Professional Cashecomyists.

  14. Ben Kreeger

    Ben Kreeger said, about 4 hours ago

    I can’t help but feel ashamed, too.

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