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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
Little Johnathon came rushing in to see his Dad. “Dad!” he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” “That’s what they say,” said his Dad. “Well, give me an apple quick! I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”
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Bruno Zeigerts said, about 16 hours ago
This strip does have a certain ap-peel… to core values.
beviek
said, about 15 hours ago
The suspenders guy is a crab apple.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
Little Johnathon came rushing in to see his Dad. “Dad!” he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” “That’s what they say,” said his Dad. “Well, give me an apple quick! I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”
edclectic said, about 15 hours ago
The boss has made Kreeger feel like a worm.
afficionado said, about 14 hours ago
with a basketful of apples you can have a he## of a time with the doctor’s wife
Dogsniff
said, about 13 hours ago
It’s a memorial BBQ for the apple surgeon, Mac, the knife.
Varnes said, about 11 hours ago
♪ ♫ Don’t sit under the apple tree ♫♪ ♫ with anybody else but me….♫ ♫ ♪…Anybody else but me…♫ ♪ ♫….
Varnes said, about 11 hours ago
But seriously, don’t sit under the Mulberry tree….You’ll regret it…..
SusanSunshine
said, about 11 hours ago
They’ll all be fine once they get a little juiced.
Godfreydaniel said, about 8 hours ago
At the risk of possibly bringing excess gravity to my comment, this might also keep Sir Isaac Newton away…….
capndunzzl said, about 7 hours ago
…they’ll bill your insurance, anyway.
phritzg
said, about 6 hours ago
If Susan Sunshine went to that outing, all the doctors would want to sit be cider.
Chalkie j said, about 6 hours ago
No Doctors sounds great!
. . .We’d be left with Nurses and Heath-care Practitioners, not Professional Cashecomyists.
Chalkie j said, about 6 hours ago
No Doctors sounds great!
. . .We’d be left with Nurses and Heath-care Practitioners, not Professional Cashecomyists.
Ben Kreeger
said, about 4 hours ago
I can’t help but feel ashamed, too.