Brevity by Dan Thompson


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  1. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 2 years ago

    So that’s the clown running this joint!….

  2. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Comic Cookie?

    Oh, that’s Comic Bookie, not Comic Cookie. Never mind.

  3. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    geez….what a bozo

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    $10,000 on Charlie Brown to kick the ball?
    Say goodbye to your money.

  5. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    $200 on Arlo eating a dozen Twinkies on Tuesday………

  6. Last Rose of Summer

    Last Rose of Summer GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    $500 on the Penny’s woofing down a box of HoHo’s.

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Lousy odds on all those bets, except Varnes’.

    You can’t make your fortune betting on the obvious…
    no one will take the other side for much over even money.

    The money’s in long shots….
    the problem there is that by their very definition they’re likely to lose.

    So you study the field, maybe subscribe to the daily Cartoonist…
    see how Rat and Pig have been running….
    whether it really looks like Luann is finally turning 18….

    You know… get a feel for it…
    and then one day you just KNOW it’s the right day to bet that Satchel’s gonna beat the cr@p out of Bucky on Thursday….
    The clown gives you 16 to 1.

    And THEN you lose your money.

    But you woulda won much more than what you’d get for Garfield napping….
    if it had only happened.

    Which it didn’t.

    And that’s why I stay away from bookies, and spend the money on cookies instead.

  8. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, over 2 years ago

    Bet on Andy Capp to lose on the horses.
    Bet on “Get Fuzzy” to be in permanent rerun mode (a sure thing!)
    Bet on Hagar the Horrible, Soppy Sopwell, Bung the Jester, and Andy Capp having hangovers (another sure thing!)
    And bet on Stephen Pastis coming up with puns that could make a clown gag!

  9. David B

    David B said, over 2 years ago

    Mail isn’t delivered on Sunday, so Marmaduke is a no brainer?


    CARAPORAM said, over 2 years ago

    The 10,000 bet on Charlie Brown will be like taking candy from a child…

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