Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    Rumor has it that Grandma is frigid, but actually she’s an ice-breaker.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 7 months ago

    They should throw him in the brig.
    (Or chop down a mast and turn him into one.)
    Supposedly, when the Constitution fought the Guerriere, in the first pass, the Constitution brought down one of the Guerriere’s masts. "We’ve made a brig of her! Next we’ll make her a sloop!’

  3. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 7 months ago

    Get grandpa a schooner of beer to drink.

  4. 761st

    761st said, 7 months ago

    @beviek

    Better than a tramp (steamer, that is )

  5. SkyFisher

    SkyFisher said, 7 months ago

    Forgive me for being picky (I know, I know, it’s just a comic.), but those look like tugs, not barges.

  6. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    where are the icebergs when we need them?

  7. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, 7 months ago

    You can’t do anything with grandpa. In the afternoons, he anchors in the harbor and taunts the ferrys. He’s not a jolly boat at all.

  8. Troy Young

    Troy Young said, 7 months ago

    Schooner or later, those kids will listen.

  9. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    His barque is worse than his bite.

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 7 months ago

    His grandson shouldn’t bow to his frigatry.
    He needs a stern warning before somebody decks him.

  11. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    @Digital Frog

    Good Frog . . ☺
    .
    Loose ships sink-in slips . . . ☻

  12. Varnes

    Varnes said, 7 months ago

    Lobsters come in on lobster boats, shrimp come in on shrimp boats…..How do crabs come in? On the Captain’s dingy….

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, 7 months ago

    MeGoNow, up in Mackinac, the ferries are all over the straits….

  14. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, 7 months ago

    He probably drank a galleon of rum before he pirated a few things off the internet, so of course he was annoyed when the tugs barged in! He can’t walk a straight plank these days……..

  15. runtennismath

    runtennismath said, 7 months ago

    We don’t need no stinking barges!

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