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   simpsonfan2 said, about 3 years ago

   They have had those on America’s Funniest Videos, one of them won.
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   Varnes said, about 3 years ago

   Hey, who needs the gas for wackiness??
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   chithing said, about 3 years ago

   Ha! I laugh at your gas!
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   jreckard said, about 3 years ago

   Sigh on the dotted line.
5. 

   Labyrinth said, about 3 years ago

   I gas in your general direction!
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   Doctor Toon said, about 3 years ago

   When my dentist mentioned that I was surprisingly lucid considering the level that he had the gas at, I told him that I had extensive experience with altered states of consciousness
   

   
   He laughed so hard I was afraid he was going to drop his drill
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   poncho389 said, about 3 years ago

   Oh sure just sign it! That way if you do something outrageously gross and disgusting, your family will be soooo darn proud.
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   John K said, about 3 years ago

   And a sign i saw many years ago at a full-service gas station (when they still had them):

   “First we will Belt you
   Then we will Brake you
   And then we will Retire you”
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   capndunzzl said, about 3 years ago

   …little house of horrors.
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    Digital Frog said, about 3 years ago

    @Doctor Toon

    The one and only time they tried the gas on me, they gave up after cranking it up three times and finding me still alert enough to read a small print sci-fi novel while waiting for something to happen.
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    Doctor Toon said, about 3 years ago

    @Digital Frog

    I could never stand the way Novocaine felt, so I convinced my Dentist to turn the gas up as high as he felt safe going, then a bit more
    

    
    I was alert and could actually feel the pain, but so high I just didn’t care
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    Godfreydaniel said, about 3 years ago

    Dentists are usually the happiest sadists……….
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    Comic Minister said, about 3 years ago

    Cute lipgloss lady! You too.
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    hippogriff said, about 3 years ago

    Doctor Toon: Novocaine is outmoded. When it was in use, I would refuse in exchange for a high speed, light touch, and lots of water. It was the needle and the wearing off afterwards that was worse that the grind itself.
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    Varnes said, about 3 years ago

    De Wine Wuz fine…Dang! You beat me to it….
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