Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 1 year ago

    What am I missing?

  2. RachelC22

    RachelC22 said, about 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    If I had to guess, someone set the alarm for 3:00.

  3. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, about 1 year ago

    …twice is usually all they’ll do.

  4. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    He ordered an alarm clock because he is never on time and missed three deliveries.

  5. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    His problem has now been deemed solved. They’ll cancel his ticket.

  6. jreckard

    jreckard said, about 1 year ago

    Some humor is timeless. Three-quarters of this is.

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Sigh…..
    the joke is that the Fed-Ex guy keeps telling him to be home to accept delivery at 3:00….


    But how could he comply?
    He didn’t have a clock, until he GOT the delivery.


    Recursive humor.
    Kinda like how my favorite thing to write on a postcard is “Let me know if you don’t get this.”


    (Well, I’m easily amused, OK?)

  8. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    BTW this is a rerun of a Guy and rOdd strip….. the original copyright date is obscured.


    But hullo, old pals….
    even if you don’t stop by any more….

  9. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Ain’t nobody got time for dat!

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    Remember Castaway?
    At the end, Tom Hanks delivered the one unopened package.
    I always imagined it might have had something he could have used on the island.
    Imagine, him walking away at the end, and the lady opens it and cries out, ‘At last, my two way radio!’
    Or, "My flare gun kit!’
    Or:(insert your own item a castaway could have used.)

  11. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 1 year ago

    @ RachelC22 8 SusanSunshine

    Thanks for your explanations. I still fail to see the humour, but now I know why. :-)

  12. jcm1655

    jcm1655 said, about 1 year ago

    If you have 2 spline it LUCY

  13. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I like the new UPS My Choice (they just give me a window for deliveries, but that’s OK).


    What is more annoying are the messages as you wit on the phone for the cable company’s tech – telling me that I “might be able to find my answer online at the web address”. Do they REALLY bloody well think I’d be on the phone (on hold) if my internet were up?!!

  14. le-roy

    le-roy said, about 1 year ago

    @DAZZ

    Well said!

  15. MissScarlet

    MissScarlet GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    I heard an interview with Robert Zemeckis, the director. He said he didn’t know either, but he liked to think it was a solar powered telephone.

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