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1. 

   Alexikakos said, about 3 years ago

   What am I missing?
2. 

   RachelC22 said, about 3 years ago

   @Alexikakos

   If I had to guess, someone set the alarm for 3:00.
3. 

   capndunzzl said, about 3 years ago

   …twice is usually all they’ll do.
4. 

   Radish said, about 3 years ago

   He ordered an alarm clock because he is never on time and missed three deliveries.
5. 

   beviek said, about 3 years ago

   His problem has now been deemed solved. They’ll cancel his ticket.
6. 

   jreckard said, about 3 years ago

   Some humor is timeless. Three-quarters of this is.
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   SusanSunshine said, about 3 years ago

   Sigh…..
   the joke is that the Fed-Ex guy keeps telling him to be home to accept delivery at 3:00….

   
   But how could he comply?
   He didn’t have a clock, until he GOT the delivery.

   
   Recursive humor.
   Kinda like how my favorite thing to write on a postcard is “Let me know if you don’t get this.”

   
   (Well, I’m easily amused, OK?)
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   SusanSunshine said, about 3 years ago

   BTW this is a rerun of a Guy and rOdd strip….. the original copyright date is obscured.

   
   But hullo, old pals….
   even if you don’t stop by any more….
9. 

   x_Tech said, about 3 years ago

   Ain’t nobody got time for dat!
10. 

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    Remember Castaway?
    At the end, Tom Hanks delivered the one unopened package.
    I always imagined it might have had something he could have used on the island.
    Imagine, him walking away at the end, and the lady opens it and cries out, ‘At last, my two way radio!’
    Or, "My flare gun kit!’
    Or:(insert your own item a castaway could have used.)
11. 

    Alexikakos said, about 3 years ago

    @ RachelC22 8 SusanSunshine
    
    Thanks for your explanations. I still fail to see the humour, but now I know why. :-)
12. 

    jcm1655 said, about 3 years ago

    If you have 2 spline it LUCY
13. 

    DAZZ said, about 3 years ago

    I like the new UPS My Choice (they just give me a window for deliveries, but that’s OK).

    
    What is more annoying are the messages as you wit on the phone for the cable company’s tech – telling me that I “might be able to find my answer online at the web address”. Do they REALLY bloody well think I’d be on the phone (on hold) if my internet were up?!!
14. 

    le-roy said, about 3 years ago

    @DAZZ

    Well said!
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    MissScarlet said, about 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    I heard an interview with Robert Zemeckis, the director. He said he didn’t know either, but he liked to think it was a solar powered telephone.
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