Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, 11 months ago

    What’s up, Chuck? Wish I could remember all those Chuck Norris jokes….

  2. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Stranger, danger.

  3. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @Varnes

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars that’s why there are no signs of life.


    There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they changed it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it’s just afraid to move.

    Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on his pants.

    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.


    Death once had a Chuck Norris experience


    Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky to leave with a warning…………………….

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    chuck norris’ oscar lives in an aquarium and gives his plecostomus a run for its money

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    What’s amusing about Chuck Norris’ fight scenes … no matter how many enemies he has to fight, they all obligingly attack him one at a time.
    (take a number, and Chuck will be with you.)

  6. Ryan (Say what now?!)

    Ryan (Say what now?!) GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    He’s one bad actor. (I mean he just can’t act.)

  7. edclectic

    edclectic said, 11 months ago

    The only thing stronger than Chuck Norris is his ego.

  8. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Best thing about Chuck Norris was that he got to fight Bruce Lee on the big screen.

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Chuck Norris doesn’t have to flush his toilet….
    he scares the ___ right out of it.

  10. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 11 months ago

    @Varnes

    Chuck Norris did a video endorsement for Mit Romney.

  11. mkahn

    mkahn said, 11 months ago

    Chuck Norris was bitten by a King Cobra a few years ago. After weeks of agonizing pain…
    …the cobra died.

  12. MrJimCos

    MrJimCos said, 11 months ago

    Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land.
    (Sorry)

  13. jbmlaw

    jbmlaw said, 11 months ago

    Here in Atlanta all of the old Chuck Norris jokes are being recycled about our newest baseball hero, Evan Gattis. (It’s not raining, Evan Gattis just looked at the clouds and made them cry.) Gattis has an interesting life story.

  14. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, 11 months ago

    No one ever seems to remember what happened when Norris fought Bruce Lee do they? I forget which movie but Chuck was the villain and he did not win the fight.

  15. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    For Chuck Norris facts:

    www.chucknorrisfacts.com

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