Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 1 year ago

    The slice didn’t fall far from the loaf.

  2. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, over 1 year ago

    What in tar-nation is a Tar Heel, anyways?

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Is his name Andy Cap?
    Only thing I use those for is to put them with the brown sugar to soften it.

  4. Mark

    Mark said, over 1 year ago

    The good news is that employers will think you’re great because you’re the end of the loaf.

  5. geezermaxamus

    geezermaxamus said, over 1 year ago

    At least he listens to the right music “Bread Zeppelin”

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    @Chalkie  j   

    From: “The World Book Encyclopedia” volume 13

    Published by: Field Enterprises Educational Corporation

    Library of Congress Catalog Number 63-7006

    Pages: 368 – 369

    “During the 1800’s, North Carolina produced vast quantities of tar, pitch, and turpentine. There is a story that, in one of the fiercest battles of the Civil War, some forces supporting the Noth Carolina troops were driven from the field. The North Carolinians remained and fought it out alone. Later, the other regiment geeted them by asking, ‘Any more tar down in the Old North State, boys?’ ‘Not a bit,’ was the answer. ‘Old Jeff’‘s bought it all up.’ ‘Is that so? What’s he going to do with it?’ ’He’s going to put it on you’uns heels to make you stick better in the next fight.’ When Confederate General Robert E. Lee heard of the incident, he is supposed to have said, ‘God bless the Tarheel boys.’ Ever since, North Carolina has been called the Tarheel State, and its people Tarheels. "

    As far as I know, “Old Jeff” is the nickname the North Carolinians gave their commander General Joseph E. (Eggleston) Johnston.

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Hey…. don’t feel bad, little bread heel…
    come on over to my place…

    Just sit here by the fire till you’re all warm and tasty…
    I mean… er… toasty…
    um….


    I know it feels like you’re in a jam… but it’s really pretty sweet….

    oooh yum…. er… um…
    I can tell you;re starting to feel butter…
    I mean better…

    Just come a little closer….

  8. chithing

    chithing said, over 1 year ago

    Bred zeppelin?

  9. boff0

    boff0 said, over 1 year ago

    Pretty crummy if you ask me!!

  10. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 1 year ago

    No wonder!

  11. jimmyh43105

    jimmyh43105 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I always skip the ends of the loafs then make a sandwich with the two end slides. Does that make it a Heelwich?

  12. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, over 1 year ago

    I always dig out of the middle of the loaf. That’s where the good bread is.
    You should leave the heels until last. They keep the rest of the bread from drying out. (Or so I was told).

  13. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 1 year ago

    Matthew 20:16 “So the last will be first, and the first will be last.”

  14. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Just stay away from the thyme, as it wounds all heels.

  15. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Maybe he wouldn’t feel like such a heel if it weren’t for his ill-bread family . . . ☻

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