Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. win

    win said, over 2 years ago

    No wonder Humpty Dumpty jumped from the wall.

  2. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    Either I’ve got it, and don’t think it’s funny, or I’m missing the joke completely.
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    For the third time my eggnog recipe:
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    Egg Nog.
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    1 egg
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    1 cup milk (whole milk only) (or use cereal cream,10% milk fat, for richer taste)
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    1 tablespoon of honey or sugar
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    1 teaspoon of vanilla extract (real only not artificial)
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    nutmeg or cinnamon to taste
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    Blend everything together.
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    One bland serving.
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    1 oz. rum (or more) optional.
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    One tasty serving

  3. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    For the third time you’ve forgotten Humpty.

  4. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 2 years ago

    I just can’t seem to put it together.

  5. mkahn

    mkahn said, over 2 years ago

    I thought waterboarding was against the Geneva Convention.

  6. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 2 years ago

    @mkahn

    Maybe, but poaching isn’t.

  7. Troy Young

    Troy Young said, over 2 years ago

    Anyone ever notice in the nursery rhyme, “Humpty Dumpty”, he’s never referred to as an egg??

  8. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Poor Humpty, now he’ll never make it home fro the hollandaise.

  9. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I’ve made egg nog icecream but only egg YOLKS (not whole, but organic from a friend), heavy cream, frehly grated nutmeg, stevia, Vencedora vanilla and Meyer’s rum. YUMMY!

  10. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, over 2 years ago

    He said the same thing about the Girl Scout cookies, the Mexican salsa, and the Goldfish crackers.

  11. MissScarlet

    MissScarlet GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Is “cereal cream” the same as half and half (which is 1/2 milk and 1/2 cream)?

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Genocide of the Egg People!

  13. imbaldeagle

    imbaldeagle said, over 2 years ago

    Mr Humpty doesn’t get the joke, but the yolk’s on – er.. in – him. Kinda like the animals who wanted to give Santa a ham & egg breakfast – the pig said to the chicken: “Well, you may well be in favor of it for you only have to make a contribution, but for me it’s total commitment.”

  14. Cosa Nostril

    Cosa Nostril said, over 2 years ago

    I think that I am missing the yolk.

  15. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    @MissScarlet

    “Is “cereal cream” the same as half and half (which is 1/2 milk and 1/2 cream)?”
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    Yes, it is.

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