Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 7 months ago

    Mommy?
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  2. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 7 months ago

    That’s a wrap!

  3. Rottiluv

    Rottiluv said, 7 months ago

    Considering the violence involved in most deaths of furbies, how is this ethical?

  4. Johnny Potseed

    Johnny Potseed said, 7 months ago

    If you have kids, you know what happens to toys, especially electronic toys. And so you know, that a Furby dies a slow and painful death. And a lonely death, while the kids gather round the new “i-something”.

  5. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 7 months ago

    …the eyes have it.

  6. N7326 Foxtrot

    N7326 Foxtrot said, 7 months ago

    I remember an old “Dennis the Menace” strip where Dennis’ mother is on the phone saying: “He loved your toy. It was the first one he broke.”

  7. imbaldeagle

    imbaldeagle said, 7 months ago

    She should have worn a shmoo coat. They delight in pleasing humans and are so prolific, gentle and enthusiastic that a lady could Capp off her wardrobe with an authentic shmoo coat.

  8. Ice Hole

    Ice Hole said, 7 months ago

    No no no, it is best to kill animals only for their fur.!!

  9. Reynie

    Reynie said, 7 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    That makes me want to hide for the rest of my LIFE.

  10. LadyLavendar

    LadyLavendar said, 7 months ago

    they are not showing how she was mobbed by a group of toddlers just afterwards.

  11. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 7 months ago

    No naugas were harmed in the making of this coat.

  12. djsabc

    djsabc said, 7 months ago

    Tribble (Star Trek) Coats are more cost efficient. They multiply quickly and cost next to nothing to grow. Just add some quatro treticalie and that’s it.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

    Furby’s have mutated into outlandish and bright colors now.

  14. Konrad

    Konrad said, 7 months ago

    The funniest part of this is a TV reporter questioning someone’s ethics.

  15. JeepersCreepers

    JeepersCreepers said, 7 months ago

    Interesting trivia about the Furby and moon landings is it had more processing power than the Lunar Module and the Command Service Module put together (or so I’ve read).

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