Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    No more Elmos World.? Alright, then toss the key into Oscars Trash Can afterwards..!

  2. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    But now he’s pretty blue.

  3. Nicole

    Nicole GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Dah dum dum….tissssssss.

  4. Margaret Evans

    Margaret Evans said, over 2 years ago

    Good. Give him the chair. Maybe that will stop people from allowing horrid baby talk to be taught to kids. Death to Elmo!!!

  5. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 2 years ago

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  6. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, over 2 years ago

    Don’t what he did. Probably some kind of Street crime.

  7. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    Elmo will be tickled pink if he gets off.

  8. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    The judge looks related to the prosecutor; and they’re both glassy eyed. It doesn’t look good for Elmo.

  9. The Reader

    The Reader GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Which is why you should never represent a Muppet.

  10. amaniac

    amaniac said, over 2 years ago

    Poor Elmo, he doesn’t have a leg to stand on

  11. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, over 2 years ago

    Since he is being judged, presumably, by a jury of his peers, he should be in good shape, unless Big Bird turns yellow.

  12. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    They had a ‘million puppet march’ in Washington D.C. to support PBS. I love Elmo – not matter what the crime!

  13. Mike R.

    Mike R. said, over 2 years ago

    This is against my politics, but to be fair, Romney actually loves Sesame Street. He just feels that with 800 plus million in their bank account, they can easily be self-supporting.

  14. celecca

    celecca GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    wonder if the pat-down tickled

  15. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, over 2 years ago

    How To Get Rid of the Legendarily Annoying Elmo

    First, you get a blunt instrument. From much experimentation, I have found that the best blunt insrument is Elmo’s “Sesame Street” compatriot, The Count. Pick up the Count, and whack Elmo repeatedly (and very hard indeed) on the head, while COUNTING: “One, two, three, four, FIVE! FIVE whackings of Elmo!” (It is preferable to say this in a bad Transylvanian accent, but by no means mandatory.) I’ve taught this method to all of my nieces and nephews, and they have all learned it quite readily, even Michaela, my youngest niece, who is only eight months old. As an added bonus, this has taught Michaela to count to 10, which is usually all the whackings Elmo can take before expiring

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