Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 4 years ago

    For once the customer wins and the usurer loses!!

  2. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Hey! You can still get a thousand bucks or so for a ’91 Metro… though not from a rip-off payday advance place..

    When I had to sell my beloved ’76 Volare wagon in 2002, still running but not quite legally drivable, I called around and took the best offer I could get…
    $16.
    Honestly.
    I still have a copy of the check.

  3. jreckard

    jreckard said, almost 4 years ago

    So, roughly equivalent to a Zero Bar, or a 100 Grand Bar.

  4. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton said, almost 4 years ago

    Should’ve driven to a scrap yard, might’ve got 2 of those bars.

  5. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 4 years ago

    That’s just a nutty concept….

  6. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, almost 4 years ago

    Actually, GEO Metros are quite popular here. I takes about $1500 to get it in good contition, then you get about 47 mpg.
    Folks my size wear them.

  7. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, almost 4 years ago

    Ha! He fooled them He didn’t even want the candy bar.

  8. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Man walks up to the counter in an auto parts store and asks if he could get a windshield wiper for a ’91 Yugo. Clerk looks at him and says, “Sure, that sounds like a fair trade.”

  9. bubujin_2

    bubujin_2 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    @Digital Frog

    LOL! I had a friend who bought a brand new Yugo. I used to send him jokes like this.

  10. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, almost 4 years ago

    Back in the 90s the Geo Prism was actually a Toyota Corolla in disguise. They last forever but are no fun.

  11. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    A Yugo would also have neigh-sayers. As in you’d be better off with a horse.

  12. Karl Nielsen

    Karl Nielsen said, almost 4 years ago

    I heard Yugo was going to come out with a van.

    They were going to call it a WeGo…

  13. gopwomanusa124

    gopwomanusa124 said, almost 4 years ago

    among our vehicles is a 1993 geo metro. with gas prices in california at well over 4 dollars a gallon, who’s laughing now.

  14. MrPinkle

    MrPinkle GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Has a heck of a lot more than my Yugo!

  15. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    @LafInLarry

    Q: What do you put on a Yugo to make it go faster?
    A: A tow truck.
    They advertised it as a result of Serbo-Croation technology. Serbs and Croats hate each other. They can’t work together well enough to design a car.

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