Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, about 2 years ago

    …make that a shot of red-eye.

  2. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    It’s a whisk broom with a long handle.

  3. jreckard

    jreckard said, about 2 years ago

    Same to you, bub.

  4. farflungfloyd

    farflungfloyd said, about 2 years ago

    I don’t get it…

  5. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, about 2 years ago

    @farflungfloyd: I don’t get it…

    Whiskey sounds like whisker, which is a short broom (see beviek above), which might offend a broom. Either that or he thought he said bar sweeper instead of barkeeper. Notice how the bartender looks angry? Neither do I, but apparently it’s the last straw.

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Maybe he said “Scotch, broom”… scotch broom is a weed around here….
    that might be too contrived.

  7. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, about 2 years ago

    ♫♪ Well, show me the way to the next whiskey bar ♪♫

  8. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton said, about 2 years ago

    To unlock a strong hope, you need a wish key.
    (groan)

  9. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 2 years ago

    He’s giving him the brush off.

  10. Navy  Bean

    Navy Bean said, about 2 years ago

    I like the beers on tap “Cole Porter” and “Calvin and Hops”

  11. reneedlw

    reneedlw said, about 2 years ago

    Maybe it sounded like he said “Whispy”

  12. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, about 2 years ago

    Do miners deep in a mine drink Coal Porter?

  13. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, about 2 years ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    Oh don’t ask why….. Oh don’t ask why….

  14. frogzrule81

    frogzrule81 said, about 2 years ago

    Haven’t you guys ever heard of a whisk broom before? It’s a handle-less broom. For any other broom that would be an insult.

  15. JeepersCreepers

    JeepersCreepers said, about 2 years ago

    If he goes into a bar and starts having a conversation with a broom, I don’t think he NEEDS any more whiskey.

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