Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 8 months ago

    …make that a shot of red-eye.

  2. beviek

    beviek said, 8 months ago

    It’s a whisk broom with a long handle.

  3. jreckard

    jreckard said, 8 months ago

    Same to you, bub.

  4. farflungfloyd

    farflungfloyd said, 8 months ago

    I don’t get it…

  5. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 8 months ago

    @farflungfloyd: I don’t get it…

    Whiskey sounds like whisker, which is a short broom (see beviek above), which might offend a broom. Either that or he thought he said bar sweeper instead of barkeeper. Notice how the bartender looks angry? Neither do I, but apparently it’s the last straw.

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 8 months ago

    Maybe he said “Scotch, broom”… scotch broom is a weed around here….
    that might be too contrived.

  7. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 8 months ago

    ♫♪ Well, show me the way to the next whiskey bar ♪♫

  8. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton said, 8 months ago

    To unlock a strong hope, you need a wish key.
    (groan)

  9. Number Six

    Number Six said, 8 months ago

    He’s giving him the brush off.

  10. navy.bean

    navy.bean said, 8 months ago

    I like the beers on tap “Cole Porter” and “Calvin and Hops”

  11. reneedlw

    reneedlw said, 8 months ago

    Maybe it sounded like he said “Whispy”

  12. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, 8 months ago

    Do miners deep in a mine drink Coal Porter?

  13. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, 8 months ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    Oh don’t ask why….. Oh don’t ask why….

  14. frogzrule81

    frogzrule81 said, 8 months ago

    Haven’t you guys ever heard of a whisk broom before? It’s a handle-less broom. For any other broom that would be an insult.

  15. JeepersCreepers

    JeepersCreepers said, 7 months ago

    If he goes into a bar and starts having a conversation with a broom, I don’t think he NEEDS any more whiskey.

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