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You can’t really blame the stalkers when they saw the check she was flashing yesterday. They probably thought she had some left over from paying off her student loans. . DAZZ – Did you see my response, yesterday?
It’s too bad the girl wasn’t drawn with better melons……although even if she is single I cantaloupe with her. And her neighbor lives in a rhubarb house, which Benny Hill reminds us is “bloodshot celery”……..
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Dogsniff
said, 10 months ago
She’s just trying to be one of the bunch.
simpsonfan2 said, 10 months ago
I hope her roof doesn’t leek.
Varnes said, 10 months ago
She’s a stalker?…..
Radish
said, 10 months ago
The celrey stalks at midnight.
SusanSunshine
said, 10 months ago
Lettuce not poke fun at her…
I’ve bean worried about her — there can’t be mush room in a celery house, and it’ll be cole next winter…
She could put up some wall pepper, I guess…. but I yam thinking she really needs to find some peas….
doesn’t anybody else carrot all?
clucky said, 10 months ago
Maybe had some poor slob picked-up for stalking, too !!
capndunzzl said, 10 months ago
….hmm, perhaps the problem is organic.
Arch Stanton said, 10 months ago
Plus she being held captive there by the nicest kidnappers.
jreckard said, 10 months ago
She was feeding her pet falcon some celery when she realized that she’d fallen in love with her raptor.
imbaldeagle said, 10 months ago
You can’t really blame the stalkers when they saw the check she was flashing yesterday. They probably thought she had some left over from paying off her student loans.
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DAZZ – Did you see my response, yesterday?
weirdharold2112
said, 10 months ago
So Stephan Pastis must be writing ‘Brevity’ today…..
TheIrishInquisition said, 10 months ago
Let’s ’stalk to her neighbors and see how long this has been going on for.
LafInLarry
said, 10 months ago
I bet she takes that badly and stalks out of his office.
moe_the_cat said, 10 months ago
Art Frahm’s wife?
Godfreydaniel said, 10 months ago
It’s too bad the girl wasn’t drawn with better melons……although even if she is single I cantaloupe with her. And her neighbor lives in a rhubarb house, which Benny Hill reminds us is “bloodshot celery”……..