Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    don’t they have a door for roots?

  2. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Nothing fruity about an onion.
    If he’s confused, it’s probably only cos he has no eyes and he’s dressed in so many layers.


    On the other hand, a lot of what we call culinary vegetables, like peas, peppers, beans and corn, are botanically fruits…..


    But luckily nobody cares except their mothers.

  3. BlackKnight15

    BlackKnight15 said, over 2 years ago

    maybe this explains why tomatoes are red
    - with embarrasment..

  4. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    BTW – yesterday I answered a question from Dogsniff that had gone missing, and also sent an e-mail to a curmudgeon (if the shoe fits….)

  5. konko

    konko GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Hahaha! Good one!

  6. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 2 years ago

    “You want ice water? Eat an onion. That’ll make your ice water.”

    —Groucho Marx

    The Cocoanuts (1929)

  7. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 2 years ago

    Doesn’t matter which way he goes. Guaranteed he’ll stink the joint up.

  8. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 2 years ago

    @SusanSunshine: Don’t scare me like that! Both of our comments are there. I now have one of those doodads hanging on my wall that says IT HAS BEENDAYS SINCE I GOT DELETED. I’m up to 26!

  9. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Dogsniff
    Something is strange here. Your comments aren’t showing up any where. I’ve even tried different browsers, nothing. Not here or at Andy Capp.

  10. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 2 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    “But luckily nobody cares except their mothers.” What about their significant others?

  11. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Go into which ever one that shall bring tears to your eye’s….

  12. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Either way it’s gonna stink.

  13. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Yes, it is Friday the 13th
    @SusanSunshine
    It appears that, for some reason, dogsniffs account has been blocked. This means not only can he not comment but all of his prior comments have been removed. In his last message to you he said:
    “@SusanSunshine: Don’t scare me like that! Both of our comments are there. I now have one of those doodads hanging on my wall that says IT HAS BEENDAYS SINCE I GOT DELETED. I’m up to 26!”

  14. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 2 years ago

    He doesn’t know his onions.



    @x_Tech

    I’ll see what I can find out about Dogsniff…

  15. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 2 years ago

    @Number Six

    A few days ago Dogsniff linked to a “porn” site.

    Could that be it?

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