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Brevity is not only the soul of wit, it's also not your normal comics fare. In the hands of Dan, it is sharply intelligent, amusingly idiosyncratic and often uproariously funny.
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Kind&Kinder
said, about 13 hours ago
Hard to suspend my disbelief. Data can’t get fat; he’s an android. And yes, he can eat donuts and not get fat. Not sure how his body would utilize the donuts or how he would eliminate them!
zaq bluto said, about 12 hours ago
Holodeck items are not real, so stuffing your face on holo-donuts will not work. It would work if you used a replicator. And as you say Data doesn’t run on calories.
Good joke though.
GROG!
said, about 8 hours ago
It’s better than a big Crusher.
Bruno Zeigerts said, about 6 hours ago
If I were Picard I would rip that damn holodeck out of the ship… it causes so many problems…
(I remember watching Voyager, and thinking, ’If they show one more holodeck screwing up adventure, I am going to scream!
And, of course … they did.)
Perkycat
said, about 6 hours ago
@Bruno Zeigerts
C’mon, finish the story. Did you scream??
Cygnus X1 said, about 5 hours ago
@Bruno Zeigerts
And did you hurt your throat?
Night-Gaunt49
said, about 4 hours ago
Data is using his new taste organs and this is the best way.
GROG!
said, about 4 hours ago
@Night-Gaunt49
Yes, he seems to be getting immense pleasure out of it.
Godfreydaniel said, about 3 hours ago
There are MUCH better ways to use taste organs (and other organs, and even pianos for that matter…..)
pfei2582
said, about 2 hours ago
@Bruno Zeigerts
Yeah, but I bet you didn’t quit watching, though, because they had Jeri Ryan playing Seven of Nine and constantly imploring, “You must comply!” OK, OK, I will . . .
rekam
said, 32 minutes ago
@Bruno Zeigerts
So you didn’t stick around to follow through…