Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 14 hours ago

    We all love the Colonel and his factory…. but how many tines does the Senator from Kentucky think he can put the bite on the taxpayers?


    He thinks Congress should just fork it over…
    but the honey-spoon is over…
    the gravy train has stopped….
    there is no more sympathy in our breasts.



    Okay… okay …. I’ll stop….
    you can let out those thighs of relief now.

  2. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer GoComics PRO Member said, about 13 hours ago

    @SusanSunshine

    thighs of relief would be a great name for a punk band…
    give the senator a break – he’s just trying to bring home the bacon…

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 12 hours ago

    I love sporks!….Human genius at it’s finest…Has anyone tried to market metal ones? Maybe with longer tines….

  4. Ubintold

    Ubintold said, about 12 hours ago

    Yeah, spork it over.

  5. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, about 11 hours ago

    Keep your chin up Senator.

  6. whiteheron

    whiteheron said, about 11 hours ago

    @gopher gofer

    Or a house of ill repute.
    .
    ♫♪
    There is a house in New Orleans,
    They call the Thighs of Relief……
    Its been the ruin a many young egg…….

  7. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, about 7 hours ago

    Most senators are rich and were born with silver sporks in their mouths (some with silver feet, of course).

  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 7 hours ago

    @SusanSunshine

    l can’t think of anything to add… I’ll have to wing it.
    And thank you for your nuggets of wisdom…

  9. pfei2582

    pfei2582 GoComics PRO Member said, about 6 hours ago

    @Varnes

    Yeah, I think they call it a “fork.”

  10. MrRobots

    MrRobots said, about 4 hours ago

    He’s just trying to ketchup with his colleague senator john kerry heinz!

    Would you like some ketchup for those lies?

  11. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 4 hours ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Susan, that was finger-lickin’ good!
    You are the Lord of the Wings!

  12. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, about 3 hours ago

    Godfreydaniel: The House is almost as bad. When Sam Rayburn died in 1963, his estate consisted of a small family farm, a house that started out four rooms on top of four rooms and enlarged as finances permitted, and $25,000 in the bank. The most common statement heard from tours is, “My grandmother had one of those.” All speakers since him have either become millionaires or, if already one, multimillionaires.

  13. MissScarlet

    MissScarlet GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 hours ago

    @hippogriff

    Not Joe Biden. His net worth has been reported as $400,000.

  14. Josh Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, about 2 hours ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Susan, that’s about the thighs of it! LOL

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