Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 12, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: The Woman is trying to have plants againi. Puck: CN news, ma'am. Why do you do this to yourself? Elvis: Lupin, Elvis here, live where the plants have been watered, placed in sunlight, and set up for failure. They are small, spiky, adorable in nature, and I do not care for them. Lupin: Elvis, what else can you tell us? Elvis: There are three. Once for each of us. Puck: I'm going to eat mine. Lupin: This one has been left dangerously close to the edge of this table. Elvis: That tasted terrible going down and coming back up. Woman: Lupin! Lupin: What? Woman: *tsk* Lupin... Lupin: I just got here! Puck: Kind of an earthy aftertaste.
“Set up for Failure” <3 I had to give up on plants. It wasn’t the mounds of dirt I had to vacuum off the carpet left over from where Bamboo had dug them out, it was all the empty bottles of Ranch dressing he would leave strewn about the debris that finally got me.