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Oct 14, 2016
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Lupin:  The baby's alarm keeps going off.
Puck:  We don't know what is setting the baby's alarm off.  And we don't know how to disarm the alarm!
Elvis:  Oh! Well, maybe if you and Lupin stay real objective and go on and ON about how cute the baby is AGAIN-
Puck:  The baby is cute. That's a fact. So, being non-objective would actually look like hating the baby for no reason.
Lupin:  OHHH-
Elvis:  All babies look like a potato!
Woman:  It's okay, Pucky. The baby was just hungry.
Puck:  Hungry?  But...I get hungry.  This just in: the baby has feelings.
Elvis:  I have plenty of feelings!
Oct 16, 2016
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