Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 10, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: It's really hot today. Elvis? Elvis: Lupin, I'm coming to you live from the bathtub, where I've given up. Lupin: Elvis, are you wearing pants? Elvis: I don't wear pants anymore, Lupin. That's the first step to giving up. Lupin: We go now live to Puck. Elvis: This microphone is 1000 degrees. Lupin: Here's Elvis with the weekend forecast. "Friday Hot Saturday Hotter Sunday Nope" Elvis: Lupin, this weekend will be pointless and without mercy.
If your hot cat has flopped down on a reasonably water resistant surface, try rubbing him/her with an ice cube.
At your own risk.
Ours always loved it, but don’t blame me if you need plastic surgery.