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Sep 19, 2016
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Lupin: The people bought a different kind of kibble... Elvis?
Elvis: Lupin, I'm live next to a yellow bag that is obviously not our usual kibble. Our usual kibble comes in a blue bag. This is a bag of lies! 
Lupin: Puck? 
Puck: Our usual kibble is fish and drumstick shaped. These are just circles. These could be anything. 
Elvis: Studies show our usual kibble has the taste good boys love. 
Puck: Are these pancakes? ...or are they steering wheels?
Lupin: Puck, can you confirm reports that that new kibble tastes like betrayal? 
Puck: Yes. 
Elvis: Lupin, I'm live at the scene where someone has thrown up in all of the people's shoes.
Sep 21, 2016
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