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May 3, 2016
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Lupin: We have a correction on that last headline... There may be SOMETHING outside/ 
NEWS headline: WINTER "SNOW" HAS ERASED EVERYTHING OUTSIDE. THERE'S SNOW MORE, EVERYTHING GONE.
Puck: Man? Man? It was right here, Man. 
Man: What is it, Pucky? 
Woman: I think there's a cat outside. 
Man: What makes you say that?
Woman: Just a feeling I have. 
Lupin: This just in: The Man is going out into the wintery void! 
Puck: Protective gear is crucial in the void.
Man: I don't see any- Wait...
Beatrix: Oh, hello....Bit cold out....
Man: Aw, geeze. 
Beatrix: How about...this weather...
Puck: Man? Can we get a comment? Man? 
Man: I wonder how long she's been outside.
Woman: Oh no! I'll call Tommy's owner! She rescues kitties at the shelter! 
Lupin: Man? CN news, Man? 
Woman:...Yes, we have her next to the radiator...Are you sure? The roads are so bad! Walking? Really? You wouldn't mind? When do you think you would-(DING DONG) 
Tommy and Sophie's Owner: LET'S SAVE A CAT!
May 5, 2016
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