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Apr 13, 2015
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Lupin: The baby's alarm keeps going off.
Puck: We don't know what is setting the baby's alarm off.
Puck: And we don't know how to disarm the alarm!
Elvis: Oh! Well, maybe if you and Lupin stay real objective and go on and ON about how cute the baby is AGAIN --
Puck: The baby IS cute. That's a FACT. So, being non-objective would would actually look like hating the baby for no reason. 
Lupin: OHHH -- 
Elvis: ALL BABIES LOOK LIKE A POTATO!
Woman: It's okay, Pucky. The baby was just hungry.
Puck: ... Hungry?
Puck: But... I get hungry.
Puck: This just in: The baby has feelings!
Elvis: I HAVE PLENTY OF FEELINGS!
Apr 20, 2015
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