Break of Day Comic Strip, May 11, 2013 on GoComics.com

orinoco womble said, about 1 year ago

Calories are what Nature puts in food to make it taste good.

Magnolia42 said, about 1 year ago

I’ve never seen one!

emptc12 said, about 1 year ago

Calories are tiny terrorists from Grease and Babolognia. They act sweet and are buddies with your taste buds. Unfortunately they infatrate and conquer your belly and thighs and butt into your life. The best way to get rid of them is through exorcism and diet – try it.

PICTO said, about 1 year ago

Stand naked, with your back to a full length mirror. Look over and down your right shoulder. All that you see is calories. Did I mention that some calories are bigger than others?

j ormsbee said, about 1 year ago

She’s a blond, for sure.

J. Short said, about 1 year ago

Yeah, you’re holding 600 in you hand.

Rx71Wm29 said, about 1 year ago

Calories are just like Global Warming. A scam dreamed up by money hungry scientists!

emptc12 said, about 1 year ago

@j ormsbee

A blonde and a brunette are sharing a pizza.
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The brunette sees the blonde squeezing something from a tube onto her half of the pizza. The brunette asks, “What’s that stuff?”
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The blonde answers, “It’s Clearasil. I like pizza, but it gives you zits and I’m trying stop them at the source.”