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   orinoco womble said, over 3 years ago

   Calories are what Nature puts in food to make it taste good.
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   Magnolia42 said, over 3 years ago

   I’ve never seen one!
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   emptc12 said, over 3 years ago

   Calories are tiny terrorists from Grease and Babolognia. They act sweet and are buddies with your taste buds. Unfortunately they infatrate and conquer your belly and thighs and butt into your life. The best way to get rid of them is through exorcism and diet – try it.
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   PICTO said, over 3 years ago

   Stand naked, with your back to a full length mirror. Look over and down your right shoulder. All that you see is calories. Did I mention that some calories are bigger than others?
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   Jonni said, over 3 years ago

   She’s a blond, for sure.
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   J. Short said, over 3 years ago

   Yeah, you’re holding 600 in you hand.
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   Rx71Wm29 said, over 3 years ago

   Calories are just like Global Warming. A scam dreamed up by money hungry scientists!
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   emptc12 said, over 3 years ago

   @Jonni

   A blonde and a brunette are sharing a pizza.
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   The brunette sees the blonde squeezing something from a tube onto her half of the pizza. The brunette asks, “What’s that stuff?”
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   The blonde answers, “It’s Clearasil. I like pizza, but it gives you zits and I’m trying stop them at the source.”
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   Lisa 4romMpls said, over 3 years ago

   @PICTO

   Love it! I stand in front of the mirror stomach forward – I think there might be more calories theree – so I avoid mirrors!
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    arsmall said, over 3 years ago

    omg…smh
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