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   orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

   His job is the pits…the workplace really stinks. The atmosphere is so oppressive…I could go on and on.
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   win said, 5 months ago

   But my assignment is Secret.
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   PICTO said, 5 months ago

   If you’re drinking on duty, then you’re not the Right Guard for me.
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   orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

   @PICTO

   Both Mennen women can see the logic of that!
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   blackman2732 said, 5 months ago

   haha. He said “doody.”
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   blackman2732 said, 5 months ago

   Later, in the back of the bar, some yelled “This is a ‘stick-up.’ No one had better try to ‘roll-on’ out of here.”
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   jmcx4 said, 5 months ago

   Thanks for all the dry humor, folks.
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   Digital Frog said, 5 months ago

   as opposed to the toilet paper who is active on doody.
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   sandflea said, 5 months ago

   He’s a real Brut.
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    George Ford said, 5 months ago

    Does Secret work in the Secret Service?
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    Lisa 4romMpls said, 5 months ago

    All great comments, I can’t think of any brand to make fun of!
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    bpullin said, 5 months ago

    The Ban from U.N.C.L.E.
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    ColoradoRon said, 5 months ago

    He’s on the active roster of the SF 49ers as a right guard…
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    orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

    @ColoradoRon

    Yeah but he has to keep Mum about that…
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    blackman2732 said, 5 months ago

    He wasn’t known as a great lover. The ladies called him “Speed Stick.”
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