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   orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

   They only go for people who suck on cough drops…
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   BlackKnight15 said, 6 months ago

   Koalas are NOT bears, they’re marsupials – you know the whole pouch thing…. they do bite and scratch though…(when there not drunk on eucylapte leaves…
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   detourjones said, 6 months ago

   I went to shop yesterday and I got malled… I didn’t see any bears… but I did see lots of other beasts…
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   Ice Hole said, 6 months ago

   As soon as possible..
   
   
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   LadyLavendar said, 6 months ago

   Next thing you know he’ll be looking for Goldilocks.
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   simpsonfan2 said, 6 months ago

   They also hate QANTAS.
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   Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 6 months ago

   @detourjones

   You got “malled” . . . boo . . .
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   Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 6 months ago

   Oh yeah. Isn’t there enough deadly wildlife in Australia as it is?
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   Lisa 4romMpls said, 6 months ago

   Cancel dream of visiting Australia.
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    Rottiluv said, 6 months ago

    Actually, they haven’t killed anyone, but they’re vicious nonetheless. Consider them Australia’s early warning system. If the cute stuff will rip your face off, imagine what the nasty stuff will do.
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    http://boingboing.net/2006/03/30/dumb-aussie-junkies.html
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    J. Short said, 6 months ago

    Go to the mall and get a maul for mauling.
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    George Ford said, 6 months ago

    You’ll have to start hanging around the shopping maul in order to do that, Little Bear.
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