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   The_JAM said, 3 months ago

   You COULD zap him with a high voltage current. Watch him turn yellow :D :D :D

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   Margueritem said, 3 months ago

   And put some pants on!

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   wndrwrthg said, 3 months ago

   Sounds like she’s on her periodic table.

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   Edcole1961 said, 3 months ago

   Any more nagging and he’ll go over to Agnes and help her levitate.

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   Goldie66 said, 3 months ago

   The least he could do is blow up balloons for the Party Novelties Shop but perhaps he’s out of gas. She’ll just have to take in ironing.

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   Carmy said, 3 months ago

   I bet he sits around passing gas all day.

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   JFri said, 3 months ago

   Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Carmy!

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   Hugh B. Hayve said, 3 months ago

   Just sitting around like that and he’ll just inflate like a blimp…..or he can go inflate a blimp, one of the two.

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   vlechtja said, 3 months ago

   At least he’s light. You could’ve married Radon.

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    LafInLarry said, 3 months ago

    Why is she doing dishes instead of ironing?

    (look her up in the periodic table if you don’t understand)

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    DigitalFrog said, 3 months ago

    Good one Larry!

    He used to be one of the Noble gases, oh the argony of it all…

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    The_JAM said, 3 months ago

    Radon? But he would be very….radioactive…. :D

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    bozofan2 said, 3 months ago

    For Helium, he looks a little heavy . He needs to cut back on those chips!

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    bozofan said, 3 months ago

    Doesn’t look like there is much “Chemistry” in this relationship! - maybe she thought she could “Iron” him out ………. great toon hafeez

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    eardroppings said, 3 months ago

    They need some O2.

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    JFri said, 3 months ago

    larry, does that make her the heavy in this relationship?

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    Just plain Steve said, 3 months ago

    eardroppings said, about 5 hours ago

    They need some O2.

    Then would she be called “Rusty?”

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    Doriation said, 3 months ago

    Love it today Kaamran!

    When I was in college, we did a guerilla marketing campaign for the Campus Recycling Center. Our tagline was “Neon Kills” (because heavily-dyed and neon paper cannot be recycled). I remember laughing so hard when a Chem student wrote into the editor of the campus paper with only the sentence: “Neon is an inert gas - it doesn’t kill anything!”