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What does the Jaws of Life have in common with the Hurst automotive shifter (and the Hurst/Olds)? The Jaws of Life was invented by Hurst Performance, then located in my former hometown of Warminster, PA!
An American lady was vacationing in Scotland. While in a shop, she was bragging about her Scottish heritage to the shopkeeper. After haggling for quite some time over a price, they finally came to a bargain. She brought out her wallet, which had a Velcro closure, which separated with the characteristic ripping sound. The shopkeeper then said, “Aye, that’s a true Scot’s pocket – it even screams when ye open it!”
Ashburn: I haven’t been on the East coast for more than 40 years. The last time you were there, was the Willow Grove Amusement Park still there? I used to spend many week-end evenings there, as a kid.
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AussieDownUnder said, 3 months ago
Wow, it could have been the death of him.
misschili
said, 3 months ago
Really? We still have to listen to jokes about doctors’ greed?! :-P
Razzilla said, 3 months ago
Hey!!! My wallet isn’t THAT tight…
Notsoastute said, 3 months ago
@misschili
Yeah, they could always get a pro athelete to perform their surgery. Or perhaps the person who plays a doctor on TV.
Doctor Toon
said, 3 months ago
@misschili
All the jokes about the greed of Corporate Executives had been taken
AshburnStadium said, 3 months ago
What does the Jaws of Life have in common with the Hurst automotive shifter (and the Hurst/Olds)?
The Jaws of Life was invented by Hurst Performance, then located in my former hometown of Warminster, PA!
AshburnStadium said, 3 months ago
An American lady was vacationing in Scotland. While in a shop, she was bragging about her Scottish heritage to the shopkeeper.
After haggling for quite some time over a price, they finally came to a bargain. She brought out her wallet, which had a Velcro closure, which separated with the characteristic ripping sound.
The shopkeeper then said, “Aye, that’s a true Scot’s pocket – it even screams when ye open it!”
ncalifgirl58 said, 3 months ago
It should of been the insurance guys standing there.
AussieDownUnder said, 3 months ago
@ncalifgirl58
How true.
Lolapoo
said, 3 months ago
Sadly, too true after this investigative piece.
http://healthland.time.com/2013/02/20/bitter-pill-why-medical-bills-are-killing-us/
whmIII said, 3 months ago
@AshburnStadium
Scots(of which I am one) have deep pockets…and short arms!!!
nazzofoggenmach said, 3 months ago
had to open the “jaws of wife” to fit him in the ambulance.
Igo said, 3 months ago
@AshburnStadium
Ashburn:
I haven’t been on the East coast for more than 40 years. The last time you were there, was the Willow Grove Amusement Park still there? I used to spend many week-end evenings there, as a kid.