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Jun 29, 2013
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Tom: Hey, Huey. Whatcha got there? 
Huey: My final preparations for the bird flu pandemic. In the event of an outbreak, I have enough supplies stockpiled for a self-quarantine. I'll be good for at least 18 months. I got over 200 pounds of food, water, personal hygiene products, emergency safety essentials, a hazmat suit, gas masks, a hot plate, a power generator and a PSP. 
Tom: Well, great! I know where to go when this thing breaks out! 
Huey: Well... Stockpile rations have been carefully calculated. Get your own, because I will let you starve to death. 
Tom: Maybe... I should... um... head to the store. 
Huey: Good. 'Cause if you come on our property, you'll probably be shot.
Jul 1, 2013
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