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   blackman2732 said, about 4 years ago

   Ya moms so fat, she had to stop wearin’ the Malcom X shirts ‘cause helicopters kept tryin’ to land on her (early 90’s flashback).
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   jenifer said, about 4 years ago

   your Moms is so poor, she had to sell the car to get gas money
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   Your moms so fat, there’s an armed guard in front of the fridge
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   blackman2732 said, about 4 years ago

   Ya moms teeth are so yellow, she spits butter
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   john Linstrom said, about 4 years ago

   Your mama so fat, when she puts on her BVDs they spell ‘Boulevard’.
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   blackman2732 said, about 4 years ago

   Last two:

   Ya moms has a wooden leg with a kick-stand

   Ya moms has a glass eye with a fish in it
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   Nunya Bidness said, about 4 years ago

   Your mom’s so fat she bleeds gravy.
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