The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder

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  1. blackman2732

    blackman2732 said, almost 3 years ago

    Ya moms so fat, she had to stop wearin’ the Malcom X shirts ‘cause helicopters kept tryin’ to land on her (early 90’s flashback).

  2. jenifer

    jenifer said, almost 3 years ago

    your Moms is so poor, she had to sell the car to get gas money
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    Your moms so fat, there’s an armed guard in front of the fridge

  3. blackman2732

    blackman2732 said, almost 3 years ago

    Ya moms teeth are so yellow, she spits butter

  4. john Linstrom

    john Linstrom said, almost 3 years ago

    Your mama so fat, when she puts on her BVDs they spell ‘Boulevard’.

  5. blackman2732

    blackman2732 said, almost 3 years ago

    Last two:

    Ya moms has a wooden leg with a kick-stand

    Ya moms has a glass eye with a fish in it

  6. Nunya Bidness

    Nunya Bidness said, almost 3 years ago

    Your mom’s so fat she bleeds gravy.

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