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   4deerinmyyard said, 2 months ago

   1–Boundaries, Mom. She isn’t twelve. Unless she broke a commitment to you, you don’t need to know where she was.
   2–Boundaries, Jane. Never answer nunnayerbizniss questions; it just gives them (a) ammo, and (b) permission to ask the next question.
   3–Boundaries, Jane. Conceivably Mark doesn’t need your mom to know he’s working for his daddy now.
   4–Boundaries, Mom. Fantasize about your own life, not other people’s.

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   ejcapulet said, 2 months ago

   4deer, you are *so* right! Jane should have said “out treating myself to a coffee and some me time.”

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   Macushlalondra said, 2 months ago

   I’m surprised her mom didn’t start ragging all over the poor guy. “You don’t want someone who only works at a coffee shop dear. You can do better than that!”

   As for the name Jane Dane, well the other day I was at a cemetary and saw a gravestone for people with the last name of Damm. What they must’ve suffered all of their lives!

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   OldHipster said, 2 months ago

   When my mom asked me where I was, I’d say, “Out”.

   If she asked what I had been doing, I’d say, “Nothing.”

   If I said “Having fun”, she’d wanna know what kinda fun.

   DAY-um!!

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   razorback2824 said, 2 months ago

   Jazz it up with a few words you learned while perusing a thesaurus and you’ve got a conversation between Edna and Juliette Burber.

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   MisngNOLA said, 2 months ago

   Did Vince ever get HIS latte?