From Emo Phillips as a child, on visiting a school psychologist:
“…then he gave me a chocolate Easter bunny, and this shows you how tricky these guys are - it was nowhere near Easter. I said, ‘Is this a test?’ and he said it was, so I said, ‘All right, what does it mean?’
He told me that if I had eaten the ears first it meant I was normal, if I had eaten the tail first it meant I had latent homosexual tendencies, and if I had eaten the chest first it meant I had an Oedipus complex.
So I said, ‘Okay, what does it mean when I bite out the eyes and scream Stop staring at me!!?
‘It means you have a tendency towards self-destruction.’
From Emo Phillips as a child, on visiting a school psychologist:
“…then he gave me a chocolate Easter bunny, and this shows you how tricky these guys are - it was nowhere near Easter. I said, ‘Is this a test?’ and he said it was, so I said, ‘All right, what does it mean?’
He told me that if I had eaten the ears first it meant I was normal, if I had eaten the tail first it meant I had latent homosexual tendencies, and if I had eaten the chest first it meant I had an Oedipus complex.
So I said, ‘Okay, what does it mean when I bite out the eyes and scream Stop staring at me!!?
‘It means you have a tendency towards self-destruction.’
‘What do you recommend?’
’Go for it!’”