Dog: I can see it in your eyes…woman problems, right? Milo: Oh you have no idea, man! Dog: Love hurts, I know, tell me about it. I am fairly sensitive for a lapdog. Milo: Ya know, maybe a perspective like yours is just what I need…listen up. Okay…there’s this girl, right? I’m real in love with her…and she’s in love with me…but she won’t show it…a lack of sincerity maybe…a refusal to face emotional needs…she gives me very negative feedback…well, what would you do? Dog: Sneeze in her Alpo. Milo: Yeah?
Dog: I can see it in your eyes…woman problems, right? Milo: Oh you have no idea, man! Dog: Love hurts, I know, tell me about it. I am fairly sensitive for a lapdog. Milo: Ya know, maybe a perspective like yours is just what I need…listen up. Okay…there’s this girl, right? I’m real in love with her…and she’s in love with me…but she won’t show it…a lack of sincerity maybe…a refusal to face emotional needs…she gives me very negative feedback…well, what would you do? Dog: Sneeze in her Alpo. Milo: Yeah?