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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    I see nothing!
    I hear nothing!
    I know nothing!

  2. Leslie Barks

    Leslie Barks said, 12 months ago

    My answers: Yes. No. Yes. Goodbye.

  3. opuscroakus70

    opuscroakus70 said, 12 months ago

    Years ago my uncle had a German Shepherd and was expecting his brother, who the dog loved. He heard a knock and when he opened the door he jokingly said “Truman, kill!” Cut to a very frightened Jehovah’s Witness running away.

  4. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, 12 months ago

    Just as my husband, daughters and I were leaving my brother’s house, a JW approached us. He gave us his general opening statement and I proceeded to evangelize to him, giving him my testimony. Surprised and disappointed, he slunk away.

  5. djc928

    djc928 said, 12 months ago

    Our minister kept a pile of Baptist literature by the door. He’d offer some to JWs, LDSs, and other door to door religion hawkers. They tended to leave rather promptly without making their pitch.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    Okay, that’s it! Binkley to Bolivia!

  7. Chris

    Chris said, 12 months ago

    I just tell them I am a practicing Druid.

  8. crabbear

    crabbear said, 12 months ago

    Berkeley is hands down the best and has been for years. I love what he does!!!!!

  9. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, 12 months ago

    Good morning
    No, thank you

  10. ebsan

    ebsan said, 12 months ago

    Be polite. Just no thanks does it for me.

  11. liberalnlovinit

    liberalnlovinit said, 12 months ago

    Send him to Belize instead…

  12. shipl14

    shipl14 said, 12 months ago

    Or Mormons

  13. opuscroakus70

    opuscroakus70 said, 12 months ago


    Mormons are at least usually young good-looking guys. I can deal with those.

  14. ivor1

    ivor1 said, 12 months ago

    I tried to convert them to Judaism, no go, but they left rather quickly.

  15. luvdafuneez

    luvdafuneez said, 12 months ago


    Not answering the door does it for me (LOVE that peep hole).

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