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  1. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    You can’t make strawberry jam out of pig poop …

  2. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    @dukedoug

    You can put lipstick on a pig and it’s still a pig.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t get rattled just when it’s time to deliver the punchline, Opus! C’mon, lad! You can do it! Spit it out!

  4. leokev

    leokev said, over 1 year ago

    @edclectic
    You can put lipstick on a pig, and people will question your social life.

  5. Greyhame

    Greyhame said, over 1 year ago

    Try to make a sow’s ear out of a silk purse!

  6. PoodleGroomer

    PoodleGroomer said, over 1 year ago

    A great metaphor shines like a diamond in a penguin’s butt.

  7. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, over 1 year ago

    “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think,”

  8. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    @PoodleGroomer

    Ooohh…I like that one!

  9. alise duhon

    alise duhon said, over 1 year ago

    @ Dr Dave:

    LOL Thanks for the giving us a little Dorothy Parker this morning! She is timeless! :)

  10. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 1 year ago

    If you lead a horse to water, will he piddle in the puddle?

  11. TexTech

    TexTech said, over 1 year ago

    That is not a mixed metaphor. It is more of a multi-mangled metaphor.

  12. Think Mann

    Think Mann said, over 1 year ago

    You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink … unless you drown his tookus.

  13. Oak Ridge Boy61

    Oak Ridge Boy61 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @edclectic

    Yes but if you put lipstick on Sarah Palin is she still just as annoying?

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    You can make a mangled metaphor without even trying. Just look at Opus.

  15. Last  Basselope

    Last Basselope said, over 1 year ago

    You can lead a horse to water, but you need to suck on his @ss real hard to make him drink …

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