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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    Thankfully, I am immune to these blatant attempts to sell me useless crap like … turnip twaddlers … oh god, I must buy turnip twaddlers!

  2. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, about 1 year ago

    But WAIT! There’s MORE! If you order NOW, we’ll DOUBLE your order, and make the first payment for you! just pay shipping and handling, which may or may not exceed the entire purchase price!

  3. Just4Kixx

    Just4Kixx said, about 1 year ago

    The turnip twaddler is obsolete, though… Long since replaced by the Prostate Patoodler

  4. neatslob

    neatslob said, about 1 year ago

    @Just4Kixx

    I don’t know – are turnips and prostates interchangeable? I know I wouldn’t want to eat either one…

  5. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    the lettering in this old strip is unmatched in modern times.

  6. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I’ve gotten quite a lot of usage from my turnip twaddler. Best sex toy ever.

  7. Black4dder

    Black4dder said, about 1 year ago

    I too once thought I was immune to these silly ads. But now I have an armload of junk,courtesy of my mother-in-law at every Xmas and birthday.

  8. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, about 1 year ago

    @Black4dder

    at least she is good for something!

  9. kittenpah

    kittenpah said, about 1 year ago

    I find those ads very seductive. Fortunately my inherent cheapness always kicks in before I buy more candidates for the trash.

  10. PoodleGroomer

    PoodleGroomer said, about 1 year ago

    There are two levels of failure with most of these products. It is either a good idea with no clue of manufacturing, reliability and usability, or a beautifully over engineered failed concept.

  11. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, about 1 year ago

    I’ve always needed a knife that can cut up a tin can and an old shoe right before I slice my maters!

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t it be “whorrish” not “horrish” here?

  13. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, about 1 year ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    I think it depends on how much she charges! :-)

  14. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, about 1 year ago

    …i personally don’t EVER want my turnip twaddled…(isn’t that illegal in some countries?)

  15. Caldonia

    Caldonia GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Tomatoes shouldn’t be mused, they’re already kinda mushy! And turnips should’t be twaddled, because, uh, they… Shoot, I got nuthin’. Bon apetite!

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