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   Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

   Man up, boy! (Did you note my irony?)
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   Thirdguy said, 5 months ago

   He successfully turned a bonding moment, into a scarred for life moment!
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   vwdualnomand said, 5 months ago

   wondered why a firm handshake means you are a man? and, why whoever has the firmest handshake means you are a dominant man? what if you are a germophobe, or, have gunk on your hands?
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   Vonne Anton said, 5 months ago

   @vwdualnomand

   If you’re a germophobe, wear gloves and don’t tell your opponent; if you have gunk on your hands, shake even harder! Smear it all over your opponent!
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   masterskrain said, 5 months ago

   But, then again, Mike Binkley’s dad IS an idiot, so…
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   steelyken said, 5 months ago

   everyone i know just slaps palms drags back and then fist bumps.what up yo?
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   Tacopielvr said, 5 months ago

   I am a germaphobe, I despise shaking hands without a damn good reason. When I worked in manufacturing I knew too many men who NEVER washed their hands after using the bathroom (including toliet duty), and I wont do finger foods at company parties for that same reason. Loved it when I worked in a hospital, hand shaking was strongly discourged for the obvious germ spreading reasons.
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   cybergal29 said, 5 months ago

   @Tacopielvr

   Howie Mandel is also an admitted germaphobe and his method of dealing with a handshake is to make a fist and gently touch knuckles with the other person.
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   bpullin said, 5 months ago

   Seek counseling.
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    basicallystupid15 said, 5 months ago

    I need some Lola Granola!!!
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    Horst Hrubbisch said, 5 months ago

    Binkley looks like Eraserhead in the last panel.
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    lindz.coop said, 5 months ago

    Another good reason I don’t shake hands.
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    Bobzilla said, 5 months ago

    If they are not wincing, you’re not doing it right. Bring ’em to their knees for extra points.
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