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  1. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 6 years ago

    Yeah!

    Yee Haw!

    –Ya little prairie poop.

  2. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, over 6 years ago

    The original king of the hill.

  3. Lewreader

    Lewreader said, over 6 years ago

    I was in Texas for 1 hour, 37 &1/2 minutes. Rental cars don’t go very fast.

  4. Ray C

    Ray C said, over 6 years ago

    The main problem with Texas is that it’s just too damm close to Oklahoma.

  5. RavennaAl

    RavennaAl said, over 6 years ago

    Texas…. where there’s miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles.

  6. MisngNOLA

    MisngNOLA said, over 6 years ago

    Texas always brags about how big their state is and all. They don’t remember that Louisiana would encompass almost 1/3 of the entire US including that “panhandle thing” from Texas if they hadn’t busted it up like they did.

    http://www.gatewayno.com/history/images/la-purchase-large.jpg

  7. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, over 6 years ago

    AArdvarks always lead the way when the class is seated alphabetically.

  8. rayannina

    rayannina said, over 6 years ago

    Yep, nothing is inevitable except death and Texans.

  9. pamlicorat

    pamlicorat said, over 6 years ago

    freeholder1 I believe the delegate is an armadillo.

  10. jeffreydahn

    jeffreydahn said, over 6 years ago

    And a Texan is just a Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.

  11. JudeTheObtuse

    JudeTheObtuse GoComics PRO Member said, over 6 years ago

    from an Alaskan to Texas, “better stop bragging about your size or we’ll divide in half and make you the third largest state!”

  12. DroptmaStyx

    DroptmaStyx said, over 6 years ago

    So this Texan goes to Israel and visits a farm, and is amazed at how small it was. He says to the farmer, “Why mah spread back in Texas, Ah’d be at one end at the crack o’ dawn and git in mah car and drahve and drahve all day and Ah wouldn’t git to th’ other end until sunset.
    The Israeli farmer thought for a minute and said, “I used to have a car like that.”

  13. txmystic

    txmystic said, over 6 years ago

    uh huh…I expected to see the comments riddled with jealous furiners (W’s greatest gift to the lingo, IMNSHO)…

    TEXAS FTW!!

  14. txmystic

    txmystic said, over 6 years ago

    …ya little prairie poops…

  15. Dogbarian

    Dogbarian said, over 6 years ago

    I’m with ya there, txmystic. Them are just jealous. ;)

    <– Native Texan

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