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   rayannina said, 29 days ago

   It’s only illegal if you get caught, Portnoy. Pucker up!

   (Incidentally, love her ‘do. I miss big ’80s hair.)

2. 

   Sisyphos said, 29 days ago

   Portnoy, just shut up and enjoy your fantastic luck!

3. 

   ejcapulet said, 29 days ago

   Yeah, ’80s hair was nice and feminine, so were the clothes. Now most women look like they were soaked by a garden hose then allowed to drip-dry.

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   Jo Jo said, 29 days ago

   Oh come on! Not even Supergirl could pull off a headband, and she had heat vision, for Yves’ sake!

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   opuscroakus70 said, 29 days ago

   @ejcapulet- My 80’s poodle perm was NOT cute, and I have the prom pictures to prove it. There’s a reason straight hair came back in style.

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   jrbj said, 29 days ago

   And the, of course, there’s the 60’s where everyone got undressed at Woodstock and only wore mud. I guess when you’re stoned clothes, among other things, tend to lose their importance. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure that if we all got stoned, and stayed, that way, that we could even find world peace (instead of the world in pieces). Portnoy could even go on being an uber-neurotic twit and no one would care. Peace man.

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   comicsnoob said, 29 days ago

   How much has he had to drink? I dont think she REALLY looks like that.

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   Kim said, 29 days ago

   jrbj Thank you for youe amazing words of wisdom.Truly put a smile on my face at 6 am

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   Kim said, 29 days ago

   PEACE man

10. 

    cleokaya said, 29 days ago

    I really like the bare shoulder. Her dress is but one slip away from being on the floor.

11. 

    Ray C said, 29 days ago

    Will Portnoy be compliant?

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    nighthawks said, 29 days ago

    clearly he has already passed out and this is what he is dreaming in his stupor….

    in other words……in your dreams!

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    Coffee-Turtle said, 29 days ago

    I have to agree with rayannina and ejcapulet. Guys still like girly girls.

    The 80’s look with all the neon, leg-warmers, head-bands and high-hair were good times!!!

    How much puck could a woodchuck puck. If a woodchuck would puck should?

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    magicdude269 said, 29 days ago

    Ok not the best.

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    NyukNyuk2000 said, 29 days ago

    Go ahead and kiss him, lady. Better than kissing a scumbag like Steve Dallas!

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 29 days ago

    “I feel like ripping off her blouse
    And grabbing those jugs
    And twisting her nippies”
    If I could
    Prolly not.

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    ChukLitl said, 29 days ago

    I’m with jrbj. Everyone in the world should start the day with a joint & the morning funnies. We might not get much done, but we probably wouldn’t notice.

18. 

    SherlockWatson said, 29 days ago

    It’s probably a good thing for the readers that Portnoy’s lower half is concealed by the bar right now.

    (Enjoy the image.)

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    fbmce said, 29 days ago

    To follow-up on what

    Coffee-Turtle said, about 3 hours ago:

    “How much puck could a woodchuck puck. If a woodchuck would puck should?”

    { and this IS NOT racist, just a play on words }

    How much whey would a Zimbob weigh
    If a Zimbob could weigh whey?

    A Zimbob would weigh all the whey he could weigh
    If a Zimbob could weigh whey.