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   Sisyphos said, about 1 month ago

   The nose knows. (Besides, Massachusetts isn’t all that big, anyway!)

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   Just plain Steve said, about 1 month ago

   “Penguin: A small ocean bird that smells of dead herrings and which has a nose the size of Rhode Island.”

   Better?

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   Kis said, about 1 month ago

   Somewhere… in the gazillion Google results of today… it says the same thing.

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   Jo Jo said, about 1 month ago

   Why would a penguin smell of old wet shoes?

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   CogentModality said, about 1 month ago

   Jo Jo

   It must be the medicine he takes for indigestion.

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   jrbj said, about 1 month ago

   Some of them are good size, e.g. the Emperor penguin. But all of them, in their rookery, smell of guano and saying “hush-puppies” was a compliment. What we have yet to determine is if Opus brushes his beak on the inside and gargles with Listerine or if he has “fishbreath” the size of Texas.

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   Avolunteer said, about 1 month ago

   He brushes but with anchovy paste so he still has fish breath!

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   grazer said, about 1 month ago

   Penguins are perfect examples of God’s sense of humor. Mankind is even funnier.

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   SherlockWatson said, about 1 month ago

   Don’t pick on your friend’s nose, Milo.

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    yyyguy said, about 1 month ago

    at least he wasn’t an auk!

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    Guilden_NL said, about 1 month ago

    Wikipedia’s early ancestor of the 80’s.