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   Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

   Let’s see, now…. Thrust/weight ratio, plus angle of attack, plus vectoring caused by wildly waving arms about… Hmm. Steve Dallas should be sucked into the sun in less than a week if our calculations are correct.
   (Of course, I’m no rocket scientist….)

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   ejcapulet said, 4 months ago

   Just how does he expect to drink the thing anyway?

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   ben_david said, 4 months ago

   Wouldn’t the pressure in the can have already opened it? Especially from all the bouncing around? I mean, those things aren’t exactly made to withstand extreme pressures, when you consider that they’ll pop in a closed-up car on a hot summer day.

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   jrbj said, 4 months ago

   Steve Dallas will be the first human rentry vehicle and will light up the sky for … oh … two or three seconds anyway.

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   Thirdguy said, 4 months ago

   Wait, NASA has been blowing all this money on rocket engines, when the could have done it with a couple of cases of Bud Light!

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   Doctor Toon said, 4 months ago

   That falling star won’t be granting any wishes.

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   Sedasa said, 4 months ago

   Except for Steve’s ex-girlfriends.

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   cleokaya said, 4 months ago

   This strip was sponsored in part by Miller Genuine Draft.

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   princepavel said, 4 months ago

   I bet if one were to draw up a future family tree for Sreve you would find that he would become Brewster Rockit’s grand father. That kind of natural talent can only be genetic!!!

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    bubbie7 said, 4 months ago

    steve-put your finger over the opening-shake hard -turn around and the pressure will blow you right back to the ship.

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    algurka said, 4 months ago

    I think Steve’s eligible for a Darwin award, in which case, there ain’t no more family tree to draw!

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    skuzzlebutt said, 4 months ago

    Apparently, Steve’s never grasped the concept of a shooter.

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    Jo Jo said, 4 months ago

    From what I understand, Steve’s always premature.

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    SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

    Houston, we have a problem – our last beer is gone!

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    Johanan Rakkav said, 4 months ago

    In space no one can hear you PHOOSH! :)

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    Dave said, 4 months ago

    Well, I guess someone needs to stick a can of beer or soda into a vacuum chamber to see what will happen. The absolute pressure change inside will be 14.7 psi.