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   Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

   Steve Dallas: the very model of a modern major jerk!

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   wndrwrthg said, 11 months ago

   Hmm, that explains a lot.

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   grazer said, 11 months ago

   Time to shoot the Messenger and end the Messages.

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   RussellNash said, 11 months ago

   Steve has suicidal tendencies.

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   cgrl78 said, 11 months ago

   I don’t think he’s gonna live much longer!! At the very least he’ll probably have a black eye or a fat lip!

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   Ray C said, 11 months ago

   He’ll be storing fat in his lip in a minute.

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   Doctor Toon said, 11 months ago

   I usually try to think before I speak, but Steve has a little trouble with that first part.

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   Ray C said, 11 months ago

   I would’ve said, “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.”

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   Coffee-Turtle said, 11 months ago

   Things You Ought Not Say to a Woman

   by Steve Dallas

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    444dlw said, 11 months ago

    Please pardon the previous blank (if it even appears). Steve could be my husband’s twin–easily: mouth in motion before brain. Kind of like I have fingers in motion before brain sometimes, thus the blank.

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    Strodgers said, 11 months ago

    What people forget is, Steve Dallas probably does think before he says.

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    darktowerwest said, 11 months ago

    Girl: “How does it look? Be honest!”
    Guy: “That’s not my favorite dress, honey, I like the blue one.”
    Girl: “A$$h0le!”