Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel

Birdbrains

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 4 months ago

    Now that’s a man-sized parrot!

  2. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 4 months ago

    That’s telling him. This one says what others can only think.

  3. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    " Leave it be, Dickie. I’ve had enough." – Dora Charleston, Murder By Death

  4. The Reader

    The Reader said, 4 months ago

    Which is why politicians do not have parrots.

  5. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, 4 months ago

    Since when do parrots have teeth?

  6. LingeeWhiz

    LingeeWhiz said, 4 months ago

    @Bdaysuit

    That is his tongue.

  7. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog said, 4 months ago

    ‘Polly wanna cracker’ is definitely species profiling.

  8. DAZZ

    DAZZ said, 4 months ago

    My Cuddles could speak very well but she was very selective about the phrases she learned. Other than simple greetings “Hello, how are you!” which she said in multiple variations, she was fond of saying “I love you” to men who she found attractive as well as to me. Notably, she used it with great expression as she pleaded with me not to inject her cleation medicine (she had extended treatments to recover from ingestion of costume jewelry).

    There were other things she said a single appropriate time: “shut up” to a yappy little dog (before she jumped down and chased it off), “I like red” when I scolded her about grabbing at a woman wearing a red jacket, “I like to play” when she was being passed around in a large crowd of partygoers. In this tape she laughs and whispers “I have to practice” and demonstrates how she likes her name as well as “Hi, darlin, is it good?”, then shows her reactions as others speak on a tape we were watching, laughs and says “I wanna talk”- funny that while taping I missed so much of what she said.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gcNT3WVSQE

  9. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry said, 4 months ago

    Something tells me Polly thinks Dick is a Cracker.

  10. Loy Wells

    Loy Wells said, 4 months ago

    Wonder what the man’s name is.

  11. Montana  Lady

    Montana Lady said, 4 months ago

    Ooooooooo………what a ’tude!!!

  12. pinkx

    pinkx said, 4 months ago

    parrotinitis

  13. AHHH, BEER  wuz good

    AHHH, BEER wuz good said, 4 months ago

    @LingeeWhiz

    I agree with Bsuit, those are teeth ! then there is also "Cartoon physics " hahaha

  14. iced tea

    iced tea said, 4 months ago

    I’ve had parakeets in my lifetime. I bet they wished they could say what they felt like saying.

  15. Shikamoo

    Shikamoo said, 4 months ago

    @Bdaysuit

    That’s it’s tongue. It looks like that.

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