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1. 

   Lewreader said, 12 months ago

   I’d wish I was the man in uniform.
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   Citizen GROG! said, 12 months ago

   It’s better than wishing I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
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   Digital Frog said, 12 months ago

   I would have insisted whispering the last words only to him, and when he got really close, yell Fire! Might as well take one of them down with you.
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   LingeeWhiz said, 12 months ago

   I wish I were dead!
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   LafInLarry said, 12 months ago

   He’s a smiley pants. The pockets and wrinkle in the crotch area make a smiley face.
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   Allan said, 12 months ago

   @LafInLarry

   You look at guys crotches alot? :D j/k don’t kill me.
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   Montana Lady said, 12 months ago

   But he didn’t even get a blindfold!
   

   
   Sir Lew……..welcome back!!!! :)))
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   Dry said, 12 months ago

   I’ll ole Jer wishes the same thing!
9. 

   runar said, 12 months ago

   Will you miss me before I’m gone?
10. 

    TheAuldWan said, 12 months ago

    Not all wishes come true….
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    RUBBER DUCKY said, 12 months ago

    my last words would be…Can i die of old age?
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    Saucy1121 said, 12 months ago

    “I’d rather be in Philadelphia.”
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    DA BEER WUZ Damn good said, 12 months ago

    @Saucy1121

    #I spent a week in Philadelphia one night"

    W.C.Fields !
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    DA BEER WUZ Damn good said, 12 months ago

    My last words at 105 yrs. I hope are : " Damn all jealous husbands"
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    bmonk said, 12 months ago

    He was supposed to click the heels on his ruby slippers?

    +++++

    Maybe another face or two in the ground bumps. One on the left, beside the plant? One between his feet looking up at him?
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