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   Ushindi said, 3 months ago

   Genies just aren’t what they used to be….

   “Three guys are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pops out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: “I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish.”
   Well, the first guy is sick and tired of being on the island, so he wishes to go back home. POOF!!! He disappears. The second one said he, too, is tired of the island, and wishes to go home. POOF!!! He too disappears. The genie then turns to the last guy and asks him what his wish is.”
   “Gee,” he says,” I’m awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here!”
   (Apologies to Thom.)

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   stonehenge1951 said, 3 months ago

   Naw, You guys are good. It’s the rest of us that are hanging on by our fingernails…

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   The Blue said, 3 months ago

   Ushindi,
   No apologies needed! Thanks for the laugh! I LOVE it!!!
   Thom

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   rricchhterr said, 3 months ago

   ah memories, Ushindi…

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   OldHipster said, 3 months ago

   Another guy finds the lamp, rubs it, only gets one wish and requests that he wants to be a stud!

   Next thing ya know, here he is on a snow tire somewhere in the Eastern Seaboard of the U.S.

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   lfanterickson said, 3 months ago

   Great big power, itty-bitty-living-space!