Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 15, 2018
Transcript:
Fan: Greetings, great author. Manfred: Hi. Fan: I've fashioned a small doll in your likeness. Would you honor me by signing it? Manfred: Well, that depends. What's that things made out of? Fan: Mashed hot dogs and some of my hair. Make it out to "Mitch."
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