Big Top by Rob Harrell

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  1. Snagglepuss

    Snagglepuss said, over 2 years ago

    Heavens to Murgatroyd.

    Exit…stage right.

  2. Saskfan

    Saskfan said, over 2 years ago

    Snerk! On my first day at a new job last week, I asked one of my coworkers to answer the telephone for me while I scurred off to the litter box. The poor lady nearly choked trying not to laugh too loudly.

  3. Ooops!

    Ooops! said, over 2 years ago

    Ummmm……. I think it is a boys’ bathroom.

  4. Ooops!

    Ooops! said, over 2 years ago

    Good Morning Peoples!
    Burnt Toast w/ Apricot Jam
    Runny Scrambled Eggs
    Sour Grapes
    Green Roast Beef, thinly sliced
    Fuzzy Bagels & Cream Cheese
    German Chocolate & Sauer Kraut Cake
    Freshly Brewed French Vanilla Decaf Coffee
    Hemlock Tea

  5. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago


    Very glad to have you back, or was until I saw this menu. Overall it makes me want to drink the hemlock tea… sowwy.

    At the risk of being totally out of line in response, here’s a full breakfast menu in honor of your return:


    Courtesy of Hilo & Audrey’s Restaurant, Earthlight Gardens, Selene
    Your chef: Alain Harper

    Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Omelets
    Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Grilled Sandwiches
    Hilo’s Huevos Rancheros
    Chicken – any style
    Eggs – any style
    Breakfast steak
    All-beef breakfast links
    Turkey just about anything
    A wide list of organic cereals
    Hash browns (with sea salt and Tabasco sauce on request)
    Bagels (every kind Einstein Bros. offers)
    Kraft Philadelphia Cream Cheese
    Einsten Bros. Schmears (all varieties)
    Nova Scotia lox (with or without bagels, no limit)

    Milk (whole, lowfat, nonfat, cow, goat, coconut, almond, rice, soy)
    Lifeway Kefir (all varieties)
    V-8 (because you could’ve had one)
    Orange Juice (fresh-squeezed just like Mishkenot Sha’ananim in Jerusalem makes it)
    A wide variety of Ocean Spray and Langers fruit juices (see list)
    Odwalla Superfood and other beverages
    Everything Bolthouse Farms makes (see list) – we recommend the Mocha Cappuchino
    Citizen’s Grog (based on an authentic recipe from Ye Olde British Royal Navy)

    We use only Godiva Belgian Chocolate in our cocoa-based products
    We use only Mount Hagen Organic Coffee (leaving aside Doctor Toon’s secret recipe)
    We proudly serve Celestial Seasonings herbal teas and the best caffeinated green and black teas available

    Tea (any style, up to and including Saskfan’s Profoundly Concentrated Tea)
    Hot chocolate (any style – we specialize in Mexican Chocolate and Spanish Chocolate)
    Coffee (any style)
    Hilo Whitemoon’s Radically Best Coffee (you won’t believe such a thing could ever grow on a plant)
    Alain Harper’s Divine CocoMocha (made fresh with either So Delicious Coconut Milk or Blue Diamond Almond Breeze – as a float with Godiva Belgian Chocolate ice cream, $1.50 extra)
    Doctor Toon’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee (unobtanium collector’s mug, $2.50 extra)
    Alain Harper’s China Syndrome Special (AHDCM and DTWFNC half-and-half in a mandatory unobtanium collector’s mug as required by DoE regulations – whipped cream and cherry topping optional)
    Bmonk’s Heavenly Mint Mocha (as a float with Hilo’s Mint Chocolate Chip Gelato, $1.50 extra)


    DTWFNC IS NOW AVAILABLE IN SIX FLAVORS: UP, DOWN, CHARM, STRANGE, TOP, AND BOTTOM (thanks to COYOTY, a regular customer) PLUS (thanks to the, eh, request of a man whose initials are LEWREADER) THE AWARD-WINNING ORIGINAL FORMULA

    You name it, we probably got it (including Godiva, Häagen-Dazs, and especially a wide variety of gelato flavors made fresh and in-house)


    Any and every solid chocolate brand that’s worth having
    About a dozen recipes of Death by Chocolate
    German Chocolate Cake a la Alain
    Special orders are welcome
    (Don’t forget Hilo’s Belgian Chocolate Gelato)


    We have an enormous selection (see menu); the house specialty is pumpkin pie

    Vending Machine #1 (for people who prefer products by Coca-Cola™)
    Vending Machine #2 (for people who prefer products by Pepsi-Cola™)

  6. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    BREAKFAST SPECIAL: Venison Sausage
    (I don’t care if it’s deer season or not, ve have vays of getting our vittles…)

  7. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago


    We missed you, BTW. We missed your more edible menus, too. Not to mention the tastier food fights.

  8. Top Cat

    Top Cat said, over 2 years ago

    Actually, the burnt toast and runny eggs remind me of my sister’s breakfasts. After one of her meals, it’s a pleasure to brush your teeth!

  9. Top Cat

    Top Cat said, over 2 years ago

    Does Kingston use the TP or is that just for guests?!

  10. Top Cat

    Top Cat said, over 2 years ago

    @Johanan Rakkav

    Where oh where is your animated menu?!

  11. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 2 years ago


    Hey Snaggles, as an old thespian it looks to me like you are heading stage left …

  12. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Just go out and go in the bushes, Pete.

    Good Morning, Tribe.

    Interesting menu, Ooops! Can I just get a plain non-runny scrambed egg sandwich with green tabasco and pepper and a Pepsi, please.

  13. Knightman

    Knightman GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Good Morning TRIBE! Welcome back Ooops, Coffee just for me, please, Thank You!

  14. Happy, Happy, Happy!!!

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    good morning to everyone!
    happy, happy, happy!!!

    dont forget to scoop after…

  15. Happy, Happy, Happy!!!
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